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"Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito" (breakfast-burrito)
06/18/2016 at 12:42 • Filed to: None

We’ll start you off with an intro sequence dramatically narrating how drivers sweat so much they need to swap seats. Because that’s definitely the only reason they do that... We’ll also keep playing Alan McNish’s crash at 2.0x speed, in case the real crash wasn’t enough to hold your attention.

Alright, now back into the action! Hmm...no one has crashed yet... well lets check on what Brad Pitt is doing right now! Looks like we’ve got some team radios messages coming in, but we’ll try to talk over them so our viewers don’t miss our valuable input.

Ok, looks like we’ve got some on track action. The top LMP1s are battling for the lead! Lets cover it with a golf graphic to remind you to order Fox Sports 2 or we’ll hold your favorite sporting events hostage :)

Back to the race now! Looks like we missed the battle, so let’s pretend you didn’t notice. Instead we’ll interview everyone we should have talked to before the race started and not cover what’s currently happening.

Looks like there’s a battle in GT Pro now! It’s only been a minute since we last cut to a commercial, so we’ll shove a Continental Tire’s ad on the screen, and shrink the race. Wow, covering this much racing is exhausting! Let’s take a break by sending Scott Pruett Ford’s Marketing Department.....er......I mean Ford’s Racing Simulator!

Ok looks like there’s another battle between Porsche and Toyota for LMP1. We’ll take this moment to remind you that Corvette is truly a world class sportscar, and the dozen or so Corvettes GM brought to France prove it!

Has it been two minutes yet? Ok good. Let’s play the bell sound effects and we’ll take a quick 15 minute commercial break. Oh there was another battle for the lead? That’s ok, no one will notice.

DISCUSSION (4)

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito
06/18/2016 at 12:46

Fox can fuck themselves. FIA stream is the way to go.

MarquetteLa > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito
06/18/2016 at 12:51

Thanks for the chuckle! *continues watching glorious Chromecasted $10 WEC app*

RallyWrench > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito
06/18/2016 at 13:31

This, exactly. I have the fia stream but have Fux on the big screen until they cut to subaquatic basketweaving or whatever. Those goddamn bells!

sonicgabe > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito
06/18/2016 at 14:00

I’m running the WEC app on the iPad and running the iPad in to the tv via HDMI. All is perfect.